Pit Bulls Plus Pigeons

Pit bulls plus pigeons, not in civil units, alone, used terms so provocative
As to be considered squicky among species. They released personal truths which
Favored homebody leftovers, baize better spread beneath billiards, and personal glory.

The range of ways in which people justified cross-phyletic information,
Brought explicit causuistric data sufficiently disturbing as to thwart lovers’ calumnies,
To screwpull corks, to mess with echolalic, well-aimed jests, and to confuse adolescents.

Once our convergent media found its perigee, uncanny prurience filled bandwidths
While cycloptic sources conveyed species’ guttering, Pay Pal accounts bled dry.
Juke along little doogie or you’ll perish.