A space alien stranded on Earth by a UFO crash in New England is in dire need of equipment repairs and offers a generous finder’s fee.
A brief message — or verbose, it’s hard to tell — in space-alien language is appended for the benefit of other extratrerrestrials who happen to be visiting Earth and see this e-mail.
From: Pooch@TeknoTrade.com
To: BwStories@BewilderingStories.com
Sent: Sun, 29 Jun 03 14:26:13 GMT
Subject: DWG Needed kyuhn
Greetings,
We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vendor which is actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment. Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.
1. The mind warper, generation 4: Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock, the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules. This unit also has a menu-driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All-in-one units would be great if reliable models are available.
2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time-transducing capacitor with built-in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system.
3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.
If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. E-mail his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com.
Please do not reply directly to this e-mail as it will only be bounced back to you.
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